Tuesday, January 17, 2006
flirting 101something i've noticed in my seven months as a college student is the rampant flirting all around. everywhere you look, people are trying their best to get someone else to notice them. most times, they TRY to be inconspicuous, but the more subtle they get, the more you notice them. this is based on pure observation and not on experimentation.
Top 7 Seemingly Low-Key Flirting Methods [but are actually uber obvious]7) the nomad - when groupings are being created and the method is a countoff, you frantically count the number that your desired one will get and even more frantically bribe another classmate to immediately switch seats with you. you do all this whispering.
6) the indirect invitation - when something that requires him/her to watch you arises, invite the entire class/block. but always do so when he/she is right in front or beside you in a group. plead each person to come. do the "goo-goo puppy eyes" once you get to him/her. but be sure to do it at least two more people in the group.
para 'di obvious.5) the constant variables - in any particular group, whether walking to the tambayan, commuting to the mall, hanging out before class, etc etc., while other members of the group change and increase/decrease, you always make it a point that you and him/her are always in the same group. [numbers five and six usually coincide. and that way, you can repeat number five whenever number six occurs]
4) the text pass - whenever a text pass within the class or the block materializes, you send that message to him/her and ONLY to him/her. after all, the message
did say "please pass."
3) the amnesia - through text or ym, ask him/her for the homework. even though you just had a freecut and you know that you don't have homework. tell him/her you were
just making sure.
2) the last goodbye - always make it a point to say goodbye to him/her last. keep it short and smile always.
1) "pa-share ng iPod" - yes. a classic. even though you have your own mp3 player, sit beside him/her and grab that earphone [sensually and seductively, if possible] from his/her ear and listen to his/her tunes. ask him/her if you could see the songs on the iPod. scan through them and say "whoops!" while "inadvertently" playing songs like Passenger Seat, Kailan, A Friend of Mine, Sex and Candy, and Horny.
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the adventure ended at 7:52 PM
